Ida dan Adi telah menikah selama 40 tahun. Suatu hari ketika Ida pulang dari menjenguk saudaranya, didapatinya Adi sedang berhubungan intim dengan perempuan muda usia 25 tahun di kamarnya.
Dengan marah Ida membanting pintu dan bermaksud pergi meninggalkan rumah. Adi mengejarnya sambil berkata, "Dengar dulu dong penjelasanku. Paling tidak sebelum kamu pergi, kamu tahu asal mula kejadian ini."Agak penasaran.
Ida menghentikan langkahnya.
"Tadi waktu pulang kantor, aku melihat perempuan muda ini di jalan, dengan pakaian compang camping dan basah akibat kehujanan. Merasa kasihan, aku bawa dia kerumah.Dia lapar, jadi aku beri makanan yang kamu simpan di kulkas, yang kamu sudah lupa.”
Sang isteri masih terdiam.
”Lalu kuberi pakaianmu yang sudah lama tidak kamu pakai karena kekecilan. Lalu aku lihat dia tidak pakai alas kaki, jadi aku beri sandalmu yang tidak kaupakai lagi karena sudah ketinggalan jaman. Terus aku beri dia sweater yang dulu kubelikan untuk ulang tahunmu, tapi nggak pernah kamu pakai juga karena warnanya tidak cocok," kata suaminya melanjutkan.
Sang isteri masih menunggu kea rah mana suaminya bicara.
Sang suami menambahkan, "Sebenarnya perempuan tersebut sudah mau pergi sampai dia bertanya,"Masih ada nggak barang yang tidak pernah lagi dipakai oleh istri Bapak?"?????
Gue nih.
Emang ga ganteng sih...tapi baik loh!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
CINA CERDIK
Acai pergi ke sebuah Bank dan berniat untuk meminjam uang sebesar Rp 20 juta untuk perjalanan bisnis ke China selama 2 minggu. Pegawai bank mengatakan bahwa bank tersebut membutuhkan suatu jaminan untuk pinjaman tersebut. Acai setuju dan menawarkan mobil Ferrari baru yang di parkir di depan bank sebagai jaminan.
Setelah Acai tersebut pergi, kepala cabang dan pegawai2 bank tersebut menertawai Acai karena menggunakan mobil Ferrari baru seharga Rp 4 milyar sebagai jaminan terhadap pinjaman sebesar Rp 20 juta.
Seorang pegawai bank kemudian memarkir mobil Ferrari tersebut ke dalam underground garage milik bank tersebut.
Dua minggu kemudian, Acai kembali, dan membayar hutang sebesar Rp 20 juta dan bunganya sebesar Rp 10.500.
Pegawai bank berkata, "Ko Acai, kami sangat senang bisa berbisnis dengan Engkoh, dan transaksi ini berjalan dengan lancar. Tapi kami sedikit bingung. Ketika Engkoh pergi, kami mengecek bahwa Engkoh adalah seorang konglomerat. Mengapa Engkoh repot2 meminjam uang sebesar Rp 20 juta?"
Acai membalas sambil tertawa penuh kemenangan, "Di mana lagi tempat di Jakarta yang bisa digunakan untuk memarkir mobil saya dengan aman dan dijaga oleh satpam 24 jam HANYA dengan harga Rp 10.500, selama 2 minggu!!"
Dasar Cina cerdik!
Setelah Acai tersebut pergi, kepala cabang dan pegawai2 bank tersebut menertawai Acai karena menggunakan mobil Ferrari baru seharga Rp 4 milyar sebagai jaminan terhadap pinjaman sebesar Rp 20 juta.
Seorang pegawai bank kemudian memarkir mobil Ferrari tersebut ke dalam underground garage milik bank tersebut.
Dua minggu kemudian, Acai kembali, dan membayar hutang sebesar Rp 20 juta dan bunganya sebesar Rp 10.500.
Pegawai bank berkata, "Ko Acai, kami sangat senang bisa berbisnis dengan Engkoh, dan transaksi ini berjalan dengan lancar. Tapi kami sedikit bingung. Ketika Engkoh pergi, kami mengecek bahwa Engkoh adalah seorang konglomerat. Mengapa Engkoh repot2 meminjam uang sebesar Rp 20 juta?"
Acai membalas sambil tertawa penuh kemenangan, "Di mana lagi tempat di Jakarta yang bisa digunakan untuk memarkir mobil saya dengan aman dan dijaga oleh satpam 24 jam HANYA dengan harga Rp 10.500, selama 2 minggu!!"
Dasar Cina cerdik!
KEMBAR BANYAK
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman..
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ' Spaghetti ' on the back. He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey, ' she said, ' You received a very strange post card today. '
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, ' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ' Spaghetti ' on the back. He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey, ' she said, ' You received a very strange post card today. '
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, ' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Monday, October 19, 2009
GOING HOME
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Girl wants to marry a rich guy.
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Pretty Girl Wants to Marry Rich Guy Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated,the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please listdown the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym). 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who canonly be your girlfriend? (My target now is to getmarried)
Ms. Pretty
Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situationas a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the stand point of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the view point of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or leased.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do contact me.
Signed,J.P. Morgan
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated,the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please listdown the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym). 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who canonly be your girlfriend? (My target now is to getmarried)
Ms. Pretty
Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situationas a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the stand point of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the view point of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or leased.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do contact me.
Signed,J.P. Morgan
Orang gila naik perahu.
Suatu hari ada tiga orang laki-laki yang sedang duduk di atas sebuah tembok. Orang yang paling kiri dan yang paling kanan sedang melakukan gerakan seperti sedang memancing ikan, sedangkan yang tengah hanya melamun.
Tidak lama kemudian seorang polisi datang dan menegur orang yang di tengah, "Maaf mas, apa teman anda yang di samping kiri dan kanan ini gila?"
Laki-laki yang di tengah mengangguk.
"Kalau begitu, tolong anda bawa pergi dari sini sebelum membuat keributan," imbau Polisi.
Laki-laki yang di tengah mengangguk lagi, kemudian dia langsung melakukan gerakan seperti sedang mendayung perahu.
Tidak lama kemudian seorang polisi datang dan menegur orang yang di tengah, "Maaf mas, apa teman anda yang di samping kiri dan kanan ini gila?"
Laki-laki yang di tengah mengangguk.
"Kalau begitu, tolong anda bawa pergi dari sini sebelum membuat keributan," imbau Polisi.
Laki-laki yang di tengah mengangguk lagi, kemudian dia langsung melakukan gerakan seperti sedang mendayung perahu.
WRONG ANSWER!
A radio station is doing a quiz for couples to win a free holiday to Hawaii. The participant have to answer 3 questions and the prize will be theirs if they give the same exact answers. And now the presenter already connected to one guy in his office.
Presenter: Michael, are you ready for the first question?
Michael: Yes I am ready.
Presenter: OK When did the last time you make love to your wife?
Michael: This morning about 7 am.
Presenter: OK. How long did you do it?
Michael: Well I think…. hmm about 10 minutes I guess.
Presenter: OK here is the last question; where did you do it?
Michael: Well it’s a little bit embarrassing, we did it in the kitchen.
Presenter: Really? How come? This is not a question on the list but…
Michael: I understand. My mother is visiting our house and we have no extra room, so our kids is sleeping in our room…
Presenter: Hahahaha OK. Now we will contact your wife Susan at home. Let’s pray that she will give me the same answer…
SFX : Tuuuut…tuuuut…
Presenter: Susan, Your husband still on the line. Are you ready for the first question?
Susan : Yes I am ready.
Presenter: OK When did the last time you make love to your husband?
Susan : What? Is that really the question?
Presenter: Yes it is. Michael have given his answer and now I am waiting for yours.
Susan: Hmm ok. This morning about 7 am.
Presenter: OK. How long did you do it?
Susan: Oh no. I don’t want to answer that. Michael, have you answered this stupid question?
Michael: Yes darling. Please answer it for me.
Susan: Well I am not sure. Hmm about 15 minutes I guess.
Presenter: OK we can accept that. Of course all wives will say their husbands are stronger and want to show that their husbands is a strong men. We can accept that. OK we go to last question; where did you do it?
Susan: Oh no! Michael, what are you doing to me?
Michael: Darling, it’s only a question…
Susan: No! I am not crazy enough to answer this question.
Michael: Darling please listen to me. Just answer this question. Your answer is our ticket to Hawaii…
Presenter: Guys, we don’t have all day. Susan, this is the final step for a free trip to Hawaii. I will only repeat this question once or you will lost this opportunity. Once again this is a question; where did you do it…?
Michael: Please darling….do it for me.
Presenter: Susan…
Susan: In the ass.
Then there was a long silence in the radio….
Presenter: Michael, are you ready for the first question?
Michael: Yes I am ready.
Presenter: OK When did the last time you make love to your wife?
Michael: This morning about 7 am.
Presenter: OK. How long did you do it?
Michael: Well I think…. hmm about 10 minutes I guess.
Presenter: OK here is the last question; where did you do it?
Michael: Well it’s a little bit embarrassing, we did it in the kitchen.
Presenter: Really? How come? This is not a question on the list but…
Michael: I understand. My mother is visiting our house and we have no extra room, so our kids is sleeping in our room…
Presenter: Hahahaha OK. Now we will contact your wife Susan at home. Let’s pray that she will give me the same answer…
SFX : Tuuuut…tuuuut…
Presenter: Susan, Your husband still on the line. Are you ready for the first question?
Susan : Yes I am ready.
Presenter: OK When did the last time you make love to your husband?
Susan : What? Is that really the question?
Presenter: Yes it is. Michael have given his answer and now I am waiting for yours.
Susan: Hmm ok. This morning about 7 am.
Presenter: OK. How long did you do it?
Susan: Oh no. I don’t want to answer that. Michael, have you answered this stupid question?
Michael: Yes darling. Please answer it for me.
Susan: Well I am not sure. Hmm about 15 minutes I guess.
Presenter: OK we can accept that. Of course all wives will say their husbands are stronger and want to show that their husbands is a strong men. We can accept that. OK we go to last question; where did you do it?
Susan: Oh no! Michael, what are you doing to me?
Michael: Darling, it’s only a question…
Susan: No! I am not crazy enough to answer this question.
Michael: Darling please listen to me. Just answer this question. Your answer is our ticket to Hawaii…
Presenter: Guys, we don’t have all day. Susan, this is the final step for a free trip to Hawaii. I will only repeat this question once or you will lost this opportunity. Once again this is a question; where did you do it…?
Michael: Please darling….do it for me.
Presenter: Susan…
Susan: In the ass.
Then there was a long silence in the radio….
Thursday, September 10, 2009
CERITE DARI NEGERI MALAY
Anda teringin sangat nak berpoligami? Tetapi sanggup ke isteri anda bermadu tiga? Berdebatlah dulu untuk mendapat jawapan yang menyakinkan. Jika tidak, silap haribulan anda bakal menjadi mencetus perang besar yang mana diakhirnya kekalahan pasti jatuh ke tangan anda. Ada berani?
Al-kisah seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi..
Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah.
Isteri : Kenapa pula?
Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" is three (baca: ISTRI). Baru betul dan sah kan!...
Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"?
Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural".
Suami : Contohnya?
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?
Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural.
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang.
Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" kan ?
Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi.
Al-kisah seorang suami sedang mencari-cari helah untuk membolehkan dia berkahwin lagi..
Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah.
Isteri : Kenapa pula?
Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" is three (baca: ISTRI). Baru betul dan sah kan!...
Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"?
Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural".
Suami : Contohnya?
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?
Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural.
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang.
Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" kan ?
Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
NAMA BIKIN BINGUNG
Shouldnt chinese people had their english name?
Caller : hello,can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) ?
Operator : yes, you can speak with me.
Caller : no, I want to speak with Annie Wan (anyone) !!
Operator : you are talking to someone ! Who is this ?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : well.. Just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother noel wan (no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : you are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw lee (sorry)
Caller : yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!!
Caller : hello,can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) ?
Operator : yes, you can speak with me.
Caller : no, I want to speak with Annie Wan (anyone) !!
Operator : you are talking to someone ! Who is this ?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : well.. Just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother noel wan (no one) has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : you are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw lee (sorry)
Caller : yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!!
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
ASEP MASUK SORGA
Setelah Asep meninggal dunia, sampailah dia di depan persimpangan jalan antara surga dan neraka. Syarat orang yang ditetapkan untuk bisa masuk surga adalah orang yang berbuat dosa tidak sampai 100 kali.
Malaikat: Asep, kamu beruntung sekali..
Asep: Kenapa kat?
Malaikat: Dosa kamu tercatat hanya 99 saja..
Asep: (gile...ampir aje gw masuk ke neraka sono.hehe...asiiikkk!)
Malaikat: Oke, silahkan kamu jalan ke sebelah kanan. nanti ada pintu surga disana. Buka sendiri aja ya...
Asep: Oke kat! thanks ya...Dengan senang riang Asep berlari menuju pintu surga.
Namun ketika dia membuka pintu surga, dia langsung terhenti sejenak ketika ia begitu terpesona melihat betapa indahnya surga itu, lalu ia mengucek- ngucek matanya seraya berkata, Asep: Anjriiit!!! Keren banget ...!!
Malaikat yang tadi dengan reflex melihat ke Asep yang berkata begitu kasar (ngatain surga lagi..)
Malaikat: eh eh... puter balik sini lu sep. jalan ke neraka sono.. jadi seratus dosa lo sekarang... maap ya sep.. soalnya udah peraturan ...
Malaikat: Asep, kamu beruntung sekali..
Asep: Kenapa kat?
Malaikat: Dosa kamu tercatat hanya 99 saja..
Asep: (gile...ampir aje gw masuk ke neraka sono.hehe...asiiikkk!)
Malaikat: Oke, silahkan kamu jalan ke sebelah kanan. nanti ada pintu surga disana. Buka sendiri aja ya...
Asep: Oke kat! thanks ya...Dengan senang riang Asep berlari menuju pintu surga.
Namun ketika dia membuka pintu surga, dia langsung terhenti sejenak ketika ia begitu terpesona melihat betapa indahnya surga itu, lalu ia mengucek- ngucek matanya seraya berkata, Asep: Anjriiit!!! Keren banget ...!!
Malaikat yang tadi dengan reflex melihat ke Asep yang berkata begitu kasar (ngatain surga lagi..)
Malaikat: eh eh... puter balik sini lu sep. jalan ke neraka sono.. jadi seratus dosa lo sekarang... maap ya sep.. soalnya udah peraturan ...
5 RIDDLES
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN....THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM....RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING...ENJOY. ..THIS SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMERS FOR YEARS....
Questions :
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
Answers:
1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).
3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
Questions :
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
Answers:
1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).
3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
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